I'm watching My Idiot Brother and Paul Rudd is dumb, and he's wearing terrible pants, but I still love him. What if all the guys wearing terrible pants are secretly Paul Rudd? What if even one of them is? I don't think I can ever dismiss a guy based on his pants again.

Also, I want to be Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones's girlfriend. And also I want to have a threesome with Paul Rudd and Adam Scott. And I'm drunk.