And I need to confess. It went like this:

Monday night, I had consumed copious amounts of wine when I saw my ballot sitting on the counter and thought, OH FUCK! I HAVE TO VOTE.

I tore open my ballot and began filling it out. I voted for Sawant because she is awesome, and for maintaining taxes even though they were just meaningless advisory votes or whatever. Then I got to all the other council and commissioner positions and, in my inebriated panic, I couldn't remember a single thing about any of those people.

So....what I did was.... Sigh. I wrote in BURT REYNOLDS for every single fucking one.

I was going to blame myself but then I realized I can blame Groupthink instead. I am so embarrassed.