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I am going to dive into a friend's hot tub tomorrow.

Without prejudice. Without strife. I'm going to put on my bathing suit and fucking own that hot tub. I am the sun drenched wench. I am the hot as hell cunt-haver. You bet your sweet ass. I will have a very, very good 4th of July. I wish that all of you Umerricuh residents have an awesome day as well.

Thank you, and carry on.

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