I have the pattern. I have the thread. I have the correct needles. This thing has been sitting in my closet for close to a year. I mean, I get it, I had shit going on and all. But for fuck's sake, it is awesome and it deserves to hang on my wall. I saved my pin money for it!

I am going to get it done. Unfuck your needlepoint, McStabbypants! UNFUCK IT.