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I am in a weird relationship

Last night out of sheer boredom I recorded an audio love letter to my life partner, who is currently in Austria/Poland.

It was a Ken Burns style letter that had Ashokan Farewell playing in the background. I used a fake southern accent.

I think I signed off on it telling him to "Remember the true meaning of B-ball."

He loved it.


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