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Had a check up today with the baby doctor.

I think I’ve mentioned before that my spawn is incredibly and freakily active. While trying to listen for the heartbeat, we heard many a flips and movements and general gymnastics. My mom cracks up everytime because she says that this is exactly what I was like in utero. If that’s the case, I have many years of no sleep and a kid who likes to swear and destroy everything in sight. I’m totally cool with that though.


And for your trouble and because some people like this sort of thing: a bonus bump picture

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