Why am I seeing so many damn sponsored posts in my Facebook feed about what fruits or vegetables my body is assumed to be shaped like? And why don't they give options like zucchini, kohlrabi, star fruit, or fava bean? VEGETABLISTS!

I'm only half joking. Who else remembers reading "Dress your body type!" articles in YM or whatever other teen mag and thinking "I'm neither an apple, pear, nor hourglass. I....guess I can't get dressed? I guess there's something wrong with my body?"