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I AM NOW GOINK TO SLEEPS

GOOD NIGHT, FINE FEATHERED AND CLOTHED AND FURRED AND SPIKED CREATURES OF GROUPTHINK. YOU ARE ALL MARVELOUS BEINGS. I WILL STILL REFER TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE AS "HUMANS." ALSO, NEW HUMAN WHO BELIEVES WE ARE ILLUMINATI, I AM A CAT. FEAR ME AND MY WRATH AND MY ADMITABLY ADMIRABLE COLLECTION OF CAT PICTURES AND GIFS. YOU WOULD DO WELL TO HAVE ME REND ON YOUR BEHALF, AS OPPOSED TO HAVING ME REND YOU. ALSO, I LOVE FOOD THINGS, SO PERHAPS LEAVE ME A NICE RECIPE IN THE COMMENTS? OR AT THE VERY LEAST, DO NOT BURDEN ME WITH PICTURES OF DOGS.

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