Exhibit A: I shopped for swimsuits at lands end and realized they have the swimsuits of my dreams

Exhibit B: I yelled at my neighbor. He has two very large dogs and he never picks up their poo. The common area is littered with giant dog poos. I was saw him in the act of walking away from poo so I opened my window and yelled, “Pick up your dog’s poop.” He was stunned (yeah buddy people can see you), but he complied.