Why?

1. I don't have a good feeling about book clubs for a serious English major like me. I will seethe with quiet rage when someone says something stupid, and they probably won't talk about the damn book anyway. It's Wise Blood and thus an important part of Southern literature that merits serious discussion, not devolution into excessive wine-drinking and talk about boys.

2. I know these people through my ex and I am just not ready to hang out with them knowing they go to parties with him and I am "J's ex girlfriend" to most of them. That just sucks. It is nice of them to still include me, but I'm not sure it's going to work for me. The girls I'm keeping in touch with from that group are kind of not working out for me on other levels and I don't know if deeper involvement is merited.

3. This motion for a new trial isn't going to drunkenly write itself.