I'm at work and all I want to do is crawl under the desk and take a nap. But I feel my boss will be displeased with me if I do that.

There's like 3 people in this motherfucking gym. And we just painted so it smells like paint. And it's hot. And there's NOTHING TO DO.

I just want to leave. It's so damn nice out. Good thing my boss isn't here today cuz I've spent a good portion of the day just doing nothing outside.

Someone come keep me company. I'll steal you a Hershey bar from the vending machine if you do ;)