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I am the horridest of kitties.

I accidentally made my human not go to work today. I stayed up late last night, and let his phone die, so before I went to bed, I plugged it in but didn't turn it back on. Suffice it to say we woke up too late for him to go to work (he called in sick), but not too late for me to go to work (boo! But....I don't get payed sick leave. So even when I'm sick I go into work. Double boo!). At least he got a day to lounge around all day, so there is that. We're going to the Ren Faire this weekend!!! I've never been but I've been given a costume and my human's been going for the better part of two decades so I'll have The Best Guide Ever. I am infinitely excited!

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This was in response to ItEatsYouStartingWithYourBottom's Post.

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I thought that calling out my naughty-kitty-ness was worthy of it's own, cathartically confessional post.

ETA: WHAT ARE THE POTENTIAL FOODS-ON-A-STICK ENDEMIC TO RENAISSANCE FESTIVALS, RANKED? COMMON "COUNTY FAIR" VARIETY FOOD RANKINGS ARE ALSO WELCOME. SEPARATE RATINGS FOR SAVORY AND SWEET, PLEASE!

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