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I am The Unsharer*

I'm everywhere you look.

Wherever there's a Kinja user trying to direct us to their witty comment on the mainpage, I'll be there. No stars for you, motherfucker.

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Wherever there's a call to a pile on, I'll be there. Don't you know that's against the rules?

I'll be in the way the Drama Llama ignites like wildfire on the western plains. I'll be in the way Nick Denton laughs all the way to the bank.

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And when Groupthinkers read the shared comments until they are mercilessly pulled from the top of the page - why, I'll be there. I'll yank that shit so fast your head will spin. Just because I can.

*I am not actually THE UNSHARER, because THE UNSHARER is a Kinja urban legend passed down from generation to generation. We may never know the truth.

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