AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL BE ATTEMPTING TO MAKE THIS:

WHAT IS THIS, YOU ASK? THIS BEAUTY IS KNOWN AS BACON CHEDDAR BREAD.

DIS IS RECIPE.

WEESH ME LUCK.

ETA1: THE BEHEMOTH. SHE RISES.

ETA2: THE BEHEMOTH. SHE BAKES.

ETA3: THE BEHEMOTH. SHE COOLS.