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I woke up feeling like hell. Normally I would lay around and beg people to bring food to me, and hide from socialization.* I have a friend passed out on my couch right now from last night, and while he's a pretty good friend, I'm not comfortable being my normal disgusting self around him. So I took a shower, put on real clothes, and ate the only thing in my house that was readily available - A BANANA! - and now I feel like a million bucks!

I can't wait until he wakes up, and I can give him a banana, and he'll be instantly great and praise me for my genius.


*I am aware that exercise and healthy food are what cures a hangover. It's the mental hurdles that never get me there.

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