and was rewarded with this gem:

In kindergarten, there was a girl who I thought was mean. And then one day, just before nap time, we were laying on the floor and she said, "Hey, look at this." and she touched her eye.

I whispered, "Doesn't that hurt?"

and she said, "No, it's glass." and then she took it out!

I was all like:

and then I couldn't fall asleep after the teacher turned the lights out. And she didn't tell anyone else.