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It's my 2 year anniversary with BoyFloreat tomorrow (yes, Halloween, because we're classy like that) so I went to Ann Summers and had to decide between a boring matching black set or one of those weird lace dress things. I quite like the lace dress thing except for the fact that it covers literally nothing and I'm not used to seeing my nipples staring back at me. I got it anyway, thinking I might as well make it exciting, but now I'm sitting here thinking about how long it's going to take me to shave and whether I'm just being a slave to the patriarchy.


Anyway, how do I own it? I figure go big or go home and ooze confidence otherwise it'll just look ridiculous, but I don't want to scare the poor boy who went to Catholic school and reacted with horror when I asked him whether he'd ever stimulated his prostate during masturbation. I'm not saying he's sexually repressed, far from it, but we're very much a vanilla couple. Should I wear it under my dress when we go out for our meal (bearing in mind it gives no support) or make him wait awkwardly in the bedroom as I change into it when we get back?

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