At my parents' house for a week, in a state where I know zero other humans (it's not where I grew up). AND THE INTERNET BARELY WORKS. I can't watch netflix! Here I am with my parents all week, and I CAN'T EVEN WATCH NETFLIX!

My life is a morass of pain and suffering right now, y'all. What am I supposed to do, spend time with my family?! Goddamn you, Comcast!