"Besides, hard hats need something to look at while they're on their lunch break. I can be that objectified sex thing for them! "
I literally/can't even/nope nope nope.
This piece of shit article exists in this world. I'm not even going to take the time out to call out why this makes me mini-vom.
Trolls gonna troll, amirite? RIGHT THIS ISN'T A REAL THING PLIS REASSURE ME THX.