Now, I now you guys have been really helping one another out lately so I'd really appreciate it if you'd get on this tout suite.

On another note, holy fuckballs I'm 34. I remember reading a post from a Jez editor a few years back, not sure if it was Jessica or someone else, about how turning 34 was her big "shit I'm getting older" moment. Like, firmly in the 30s. I feel like my age has operated on this curve—when I was a young teen I felt much older, like in my late 20s, and I still feel in my late 20s, and I assume I will feel that way until my late 40s.