AND I WATCHED IT LAST WEEK TOO BUT I WAS BUSY VACATIONING AND DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING. REST ASSURED I HAD THOUGHTS.

But twice in the past few days I've walked like 6 blocks looking for my car before I remembered I parked right next to my house/work and then had to go all the way back. So as you can imagine, those thoughts about last week are no longer accessible.

BUT THIS ONE I JUST WATCHED OKAY GO:

I love Lafayette. I cheer when he comes on screen. But I feel like maybe in this episode for the first time ever he over-played his shtick? Don't throw tomatoes at me.

It's really still bugging me a lot that Jess's vampire boyfriend is not the same guy and he sounds like Peter Petrelli after he hung out with Stallone and developed a lip curl.

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Mr Leaf upon seeing Eric: Oh so last week's big reveal was they're going to find a cure for Hep-V this season (because Eric has it.)

Me: I would agree, but this is the last season...

Also I was really surprised Pam said she felt Tara die. I figured she straight up wasn't dead, but I still think she's not DEAD dead. Cause you don't just kill a major character off-screen in the first 10 minutes of the first episode. Just... that's not how you do it. And if it is, I'm gonna be really pissed cause that is shitty storytelling.

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Idek what the point of the whole flashback to Eric's French girlfriend was. But to my inexpert ear, his French accent is very good?

WHAT WOULD EVEN HAPPEN IF HE ATE THE GRAPE THOUGH. Probably nothing. Be a sport, Eric, geez.

EVERYONE DOES IT OUTSIDE, ON VEHICLES, WITH THEIR PANTS STILL ON. OKAY THEN

You know what this show was really missing? Some yakuza.

So like...... the diseased ones have to eat really often and that's why they are being all psycho zombie? This is the first, half-assed hint of an explanation we've ever had for that.

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I don't know what the point of the Beel flashback was either. "These vampires had feelings for humans in their lives at times in the past." OK thanks?

They want us to be nostalgic for when Vampire Beel was just Vampire Beel who didn't do crazy shit all the time, even though he was always kind of a dick, and I hate that it's sort of working.

I THINK ALCIDE IS DEAD

I AM PLEASED WITH THIS AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS.

K I think that's it.