I've spent all day moping around the flat because BoyFloreat isn't here, feeling lazy and unmotivated and self-hating, wondering why I couldn't summon up the enthusiasm to go to the cat shelter I volunteer at and cuddle with kittens (everyone who ever said my depression was just laziness can shove it up their arse, I didn't want go and cuddle KITTENS). I was just beginning to wonder if maybe I'm too dependent on my boyfriend when I went to the bathroom and - oh. HELLO MONTHLY TORMENT.

Except it's not monthly for me, I'm on the implant so I've had months of absolute bliss with no issues before. And now it feels like my body is punishing me and it's been saving it all up to unleash on me all at once. So I dragged myself to Tesco, completely terrified the poor checkout guy when he saw my basket of tampons, wine and Ben and Jerry's (for real, a single glare shut him up mid-way asking for ID) and I fully intend to sit on the sofa and sulk all evening. How dare my fucking boyfriend not be here to give me sympathy.

I need all your cute and funny gifs, especially of baby animals and humans, because I'm in such a foul mood I'm tempted to go and troll an MRA forum or something stupid.

PITY ME.

EDIT: I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CORKSCREW, WHAT IS THIS SHIT, I DELIBERATELY BOUGHT CHEAP WINE BECAUSE I ASSUMED IT WOULD HAVE A SCREW LID FFS