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I do not have a fracture. Hooray!

Illustration for article titled I do not have a fracture. Hooray!

But there are other things wrong! Things like torn ligaments and sinus tarsi syndrome. So I need a boot. I do not like the boot. It is weird to walk in and it makes crunchy velcro noises. I need to wear it for four to six weeks. This is seriously going to hamper my morning workouts, and nix ALL MY TAP DANCING.

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This gives me a serious sad, youse guise.

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