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I do not wish to adult, please.

I have laundry to do, bills to pay, a whole apartment to pack, homework for my summer class, as well as my actual full time job, and I don't wanna do aaaaannnnyyyy of it. Nope. Not even a little. My motivation is zilch. Zip. Nicht. Naaadaaaa.

Can someone please come take care of me?

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