I don't get onto FB that much, so maybe this is normal? Have an old friend from high school who just had a baby and she posted about having a coffee for the first time in 8 months:

I am sure (your kid) is a complete angel and won't give you problems like (my kid) does for me. BUT if you notice her being super fussy or different (then again everything is new with her right now) I had to cut out dairy and soy because it backed him up so badly.

Is this what we do now? Talk about what what plugs up our children's assholes?

And, quite honestly, my thought when reading the initial post was "what, you gave up coffee?"