The best part about this isn’t that “open for negotiation” almost certainly means “this’ll look great on your resume!”, or the fact that I’m forced to wonder if his friends know they’re going to be interviewed to provide a series of rip-roaring and wildly original stories about “funny run-ins with the law” (read: I’m very white) or “raunchy college capers” (read: I’m very male)... no, it’s definitely the part where he wants someone to write him a fun and creative novel about his own life based on someone else’s Craigslist ad. Which he’s copied.

Who says writers aren’t appreciated.

Won’t bother linking. I assume it’ll be taken down pretty quickly.