Over on Jezebel, today's Tweet Beat is a collection of celebrity 9/11 tweets. Maybe it's just because I'm one of them librul 'Merica haters, but it seems a little shamelessly self-indulgent. LOOK AT ME I'M PATRIOTIC!!!!! Please pat me on the back!!!
Comedy writer Jake Fogelnest, however, really got it right. Thank you, Jake Fogelnest, you are a true patriot.