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I am pale. I’ve always burned easily. For years I’ve been wearing hats and sunscreen whenever I step outside, which means I get even paler and burn more easily. And I really don’t mind that! I like hats! How to I get people to accept that without all “white and proud”-ish when they keep wanting to offer tanning advice and even consolations on how much ‘it must suck’ to live life as a mole person?

I swear my paleness is not a challenge to your summer tan.

Illustration for article titled I dont need help getting tanned, thanks.

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