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I fail at life

Seriously. Just today I discovered that a) I threw away my best (ok, only, because I really don't cook) knife in my son's birthday cake box; b) the switch I made to a new cell phone carrier to save money is actually costing me WAY, WAY more and I was just too stupid to figure it out before I switched and c) I went to FINALLY color the 2 inches of dark and grey roots in my hair in anticipation of seeing my guy friend who I might be interested in sleeping with tomorrow, and can't find the box of color I SWORE I bought.

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