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I feel a massive range of emotions reading this feed.

This left me with a mixture of sheer “WTF,” worries about people’s safety, and a hilarious list of uses for coconut oil, that I never even imagined.

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For guys, pineapple is pretty great. Can definitely confirm that coconut oil is great for an aftershave. I do not recommend shampoo for shaving pubic hair though.

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Yes! Men’s shaving blades are pretty great. I attempted to use a women’s razor, and it didn’t go so well. Also, someone please tell her that peeing after sex does NOT prevent STDS. Also, careful with condoms in your pockets.

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What’s this? Whole Foods? Coconut on anything and everything with this girl. However, honey and sugar on the lips is tasty, not so much a fan of rolling myself in brown sugar. I’m a human being, not a pastry.

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Sleeping with socks on... No... But her hickey cure is pretty good for light skinned people. If you’re medium toned like I am, use a red concealer instead.

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Yeah. NEVER use microbeads.

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Will keep that in mind if I ever fuck in the forest. Point taken.

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Oh god. Lint in the thighs sounds like a nightmare. Also keep yourself hydrated. Obvious tip.

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And... Scene...

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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/4rDPO

The top comment: “She must have stock in Coconut Oil.”

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