And I was going to soften it with a cat stalking her human gif, but yk, Kinja. So anyway I'm following allllll y'all. Basically three reasons: 1) I lurve you and NuK makes it easy to see if I follow you (with the blue check marks) and I'm stunned how many of you I don't follow! 2) Denton has a reason for the follows and I'm assuming it all plays into the "highlight" thing and ensures if you reply to my post I can seeee you. But also, it's super handy when you're on the mainpage - like an instant sarcasm-checker. If I see that blue check I know you're cool, yo.