...who hates relationship "will they/won't they" situations on tv shows.
Everyone always says stuff like, "Oh, I ship these characters, but I don't want them to get together too soon because it will ruin things." Nope, I want characters to get together as soon as I notice any romantic tension. And I want to watch them being happy and cute. TV is my escape, and I don't wanna run away from my problems just to watch someone else's problems.
So, I am currently thrilled with New Girl. Nick and Jess remain adorable for the time being, and I am glad they didn't make us wait 6 seasons to see it happen. On Once Upon a Time, I just want to see Emma and Hook get down because Hook's flirting is getting out of control and making me feel all warm inside. The Mindy Project is not yet frustrating, but I'm pretty sure that I will be throwing things at the TV to try and make Mindy and Danny hook up soon. (Yes, I watch fluffy chick shows. I also watch Glee, un-ironically. Don't judge.)
What about you? Am I the only one who is too impatient to wait for characters to hook up? Who are you hoping gets together right now?