I don't understand the point of Snapchat. My friends went on a road trip and they said "Follow us on Snapchat! The pictures disappear in a few seconds!" I don't want the pictures to disappear in a few seconds. Those are memories, man.

I also hate that "hook up" can mean anything from going on a date to full sex. Just say what you mean and get off my lawn.

This has been your Nightly Inane Grumble from 28 years old-going on-90 years old TamTams.