Is this a thing I should care about?

Things that apply to me:

  • Slight muffin top
  • Acne scars from teen acne
  • Ass celulite
  • Bad knees
  • Crows feet
  • Gray hair
  • Dark circles under eyes

Thing I worry about:

  • Cancer
  • Not having enough life insurance
  • North Korea
  • Work stuff
  • My 401K
  • My parents dying
  • Speed camera tickets

Things other people think I should worry about, but I haven’t yet found the time to worry about:

  • Whether people like me
  • What my car looks like
  • Shaving
  • My muffin top, ass cellulite, thin eye brows

Things I never considered before today:

  • Arm vagina