Y'all. It always gives me the butterflies when smart boys try to educate me. Especially when they open up a burner account just to do it. My many-months-old facetious rant on Imagine Dragons and their idiotic song about hiding their "demons" from their loved ones in order to protect said loved ones (because that tactic always works out so well) is just the gift that keeps on giving.

Behold the gem I received on it this evening.

Wow. The "deepitude"? LOL! Your philosophical aptitude is, fortunately for you, shadowed by your minor ability to think critically and use of a reasonable vocabulary makes your translation far more viable and glorious than it really is. What you lack is knowledge of the music industry, true spiritual knowledge of how artists do often sell their souls for the glory and power they cannot attain without sacrificing their eternity, and the knowledge of the biblical and spiritual references he makes in every sentence. Lastly, you lack spiritual wisdom and discernment that allows you to understand beyond references of what you have seen into what cannot be seen in the physical. He's laying it all out there on a map written in crayon but you can't read it. It's foreign to you... like a strange language. Your intentions are good but you should do some research regarding the illuminati and the music industry as well as the book of Revelation in the Bible. But keep thinking... it's what THEY don't want you to do. When you figure out who THEY are, you'll understand volumes and fathom.

I mean, it's gorgeous, isn't it? GT, THE ILLUMINATI IS IN CHARGE OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IMAGINE DRAGONS ARE THE ONLY ONES BRAVE ENOUGH TO SELL THEIR SOULS SO THAT THEY CAN WARN US ALL ABOUT IT FROM THE INSIDE!!!

I just.... I couldn't dismiss it. I was too beautiful. If only there had been reference to the Lizard People it would have been perfect.