At least, that's the title of this one piece over there. A freelance writer lady named Tiffanie Drayton sold a first person piece to them and ended up forging a love connection with one of the commenters on it. It's pretty doofy, and whatever they've got seems way too fucking new to be putting it out there like that, but kids these days, right? I'm interested because I've been chasing the perfect comment for years — the one that makes people fall in love with you. Inspiring a snicker every now and then kind of pales in comparison, so there's a lot of room for game to be stepped up around here. Be sure to let me know if any of you starts experiencing any overpowering sensations of tenderness and enchantment.