I didn't think I wanted to go the postdoc route because I don't generally consider low-paying jobs an "opportunity," but this one really is an amazing opportunity. It's an NIH-funded fellowship and the other fellows who work at this institution have gone on to successfully obtain career development grants.
I would like to give a special thanks to HiltsMeStan for sending me the job posting! I would also like to thank all of you for your support through this very trying time in my life. I had been looking for jobs for nearly a year and was seriously freaking out that I'd be unemployed for a long time.
For those of you still looking for jobbies, I'm here for you and I completely understand what you're going through!