I was heading over to Wal-Mart to pick up a few things I forgot about yesterday. There's a beach party near that area today so there were lots of people hanging out, tons of bros. As I passed by, some dude flexed at me and then laughed at my stone-faced look. I shook my head, and then he said "Hey baby!" as I got farther away. Apparently, that was hilarious because a bunch of them laughed at that too. I'm usually pretty clever because I deal with lots of strangers who bother me for multiple reasons but all I came up with was to say 'WHAT THE FUCK?!" really loudly.
I'm not a piece of meat, I'm a person. This had happened to me before but it's always been from a distance.
Gross, gross gross.