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I got me a new niece today!

Part of the slew of changes taking place in the Mistress Household. She is huge - 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and "the biggest feet we've ever seen," according to the hospital staff.

We didn't know gender until today, but I really really wanted to buy tiny bows and baby dresses (sorry being so heteronormative), so I got my nails done pink last night to get what I wanted. It obviously worked and I wanted to share the strategy without showing y'all how crappy I look today.


It's OPI, "Hotter Than You Pink" or something. I am sure it's what made the baby a girl.

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