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I Gots Me a Job!!!

I just got hired as a cocktail waitress in a place that has a clearly defined sexual harassment and anti-discrimination policy, PTO, and pays about as much as I was making before!!! It gave me an excuse to buy a cute LBD (it's my work uniform)!

And my old job has now been exposed in several newspapers as a place that is super shitty to its employees so I'm cackling in glee!


Once I get money again I'm gonna buy a bike you guys. And groceries. And a satin pillowcase so my hair doesn't get all tangled. And (OMG!) pay my bills without a panic attack.

ETA: Oh! Oh! Oh! I recently did a commercial for a really fancy vibrator and not only did they pay me well for my commercial they're giving me the vibrator to try at home. This summer is gonna be awesome.

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