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I was outside for four minutes and got sunburned (that would not be unrealistic for me) but it was a sunburn that was basically only a bright red mustache. I wasn't sad, or happy, or anything. Just mustachioed. On my fair skin, it stood out a lot.

So I had a dream I sunburned a mustache onto myself. That is all.

Your weird dreams of late?

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