I had a half-formed conversation at my parents tonight. Not with them, because that would mean it was an actual conversation. No, I had the ideas for what I wanted to say, and what I wanted to talk about, but could not figure out how to make it relatable to them or what was on TV at that moment. But I tried anyway. For, like, 3 minutes.

It did not work. I think they're starting to think I need medication. They may actually be right on that one.