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I lack the ability to embed videos, but this one pretty much sums up my day/week/whatever. So there you have it. I'm cranky as f*ck. At this point, it's probably chemical.

I hate my dog. I hate my husband. I hate my coworkers, my students, and that guy who got too close to my car at the grocery store. (Sorry, GroupThink, I have waves of hating you, too.)

The only thing that makes the hate fade is really, really sweaty yoga, and doing something nice for other people. I was hating life pretty hard over a hot coffee, in my car this morning, watching it rain, when I remembered LizTaylorsEarrings and her quest for the Disney Villain set.

"What the f*ck," I thought, "I'm gonna be late for my next thing and hit up Walgreen's." Sure enough, it was there.

And it's the damndest thing. Doing something nice for somebody else made me feel a little bit better. It did. It didn't last long, but it did.

So. Apparently the only way to snap out of this is to get the f*ck over myself, and to put back a little into the world.

What can I do for you tonight, GroupThink? Anything?
Leave your suggestions at the beep.


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