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I came down with a head cold. And I have a leaky faucet for a left nostril.

I fucking hate blowing my nose. It's gross. I hate that squishy feeling in my nostrils. I hate the gurgle of snot that hasn't attached itself to the kleenex yet. I hate the weird pressure from my super-deviated septum. I hate when sometimes my nostril gets stuck pressed close.


I'm not squeamish in other bodily functions. I didn't mind pressing the pus out of a MRSA infection a few years ago as much as I hate blowing my nose. (that was fun in a weird way)


Anybody else hate this? Or have other things that most people aren't whiners about that you hate doing?

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