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I hate small talk

I absolutely hate it. I hate it when people ask me about my job. I hate it when people ask me about my hobbies. I hate that guy who works in my building who always tries to chat with me about my salad. I eat a fucking salad for lunch so the fuck what?! I hate when people ask me questions about myself. I hate when people are nice. Yes I hate polite, nice people who want to know more about me! There! I said it!

I just fucking hate talking to people. With the exception of my friends and you guys. I used to be polite and pretend to be a normal person within a conversation, but I'm increasingly feeling too old for this shit. I'm sick of being polite. I really don't have anything to say that's interesting and honestly, I don't like most people! I don't like people! I don't like people in a box. I don't like people with a fox. I don't like people!

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