SHE WOKE ME UP AT SIX AM AND I COULD NOT FALL BACK ASLEEP SO I GOT UP. I FED HER BREAKFAST AT EIGHT THIRTY BECAUSE THAT IS HER BREAKFAST TIME AND MY ROOMMATE WAS STILL ASLEEP. SHE THREW UP ON THE FLOOR/MY BLACK SCARF.

I. HATE. THIS. CAT.

At least when babies scream at night and throw up on stuff, you can play with them and read them stories and cuddle later! The toddler I nanny does sweet things like hug me when I have a headache, and tell me I’m his best friend. All this cat does is RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE.

Fuck, I need a drink!