My HDMI thunderbolt cable crapped out, and until I get a new one, I'm stuck watching movies on my computer. It sucks. Movies on a laptop suck. I can't zone out because it's too easy to open up a browser window. And the screen is too fucking small. I've been sick for a week, I'm tired, I'm sore and all I want is to stretch out on my couch and watch a movie, in the dark, on my nice tv.

In conclusion: Get off my lawn.