There, I said it. I'm terrible at them. I never know what to write in them besides thank you for doing this thing over here, and then it seems smarmy and ass-kissy.

Plus, I am bad at correspondence in general.

Plus, I am bad with social niceties, most of which are COMPLETELY INSANE AND UNNECESSARY because for fuck's sake, we do not care about each other and just need to get Thing A accomplished and why are we pretending to be friends now?

So I have three boxes of thank-you cards, a list of a hundred people, and no idea whether it's appropriate to send the stupid things.

And I have no stamps, so this whole fucking exercise is moot until Monday anyway.