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I have a cold and I am whining about it

I know why cough medicine comes in childproof bottles, but I'm too sick to figure out how to get into that fucker. I think I have snot in my brain. Yesterday it took me three attempts to write a cheque correctly. And then I misspelled "ninety".

I have encouraged my cat to look after me but she seems more interested in monopolising the sofa while I am confined to my room.


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