I was reminded reading the post about Ireland Balwin's NA costume. But there is no way in hell I will admit this on the MP because I'd like to keep possession of my bowels.

When I was 20 I dressed up for Halloween as a sexy Pocahontas. All suede and fringe and feathers and exposed midriff (indeed, the costume involved what can only be described as a bikini top).

I have since realized the error of my ways, but...I was 20 (which is to say, old enough to know better, but hindsight is 20-20 and all that). Which is why I am pretty willing to give the youths a pass for offensive costumes to a degree (I may have worn something offensive, but I didn't go as an SS Officer either). But just one pass. Because I am also old, and a parent, and strict.